All Furre Radio is a satanic cult!

People from within the cult have been afraid to speak out against the depraved acts they’ve been forced to partake in on behalf of their slave-driven owners!

One of the high-ranking cult members, (DJ. Delectable) spoke with me about the horrors that take place inside the All Furre Radio dream. Her only condition was that she remain anonymous so that the cult leader wouldn’t try sacrificing her to the demonic lords of hell.

“Yeah, well, there’s really gruesome stuff going on in here. People are being turned into crazy foxes with flowers on their backs! And deformed into draconic visages! There’s even talk that some of this stuff could become permanent! I joined up so I could spread some enjoyment around, and now I’m the CEO of torture! And yes, I know I should be a vice president or something similar instead of a CEO, but the owner is crazy! He tried to sacrifice virgins, but after about two hundred failed attempts he realized there are no FurreVirgins available on Furcadia!”

At this point she broke down into tears and had to be wheeled away.

A warning to all: All Furre Radio wants your soul!

The Flowering part of the Flox is indeginous to The Wylde; it’s not so much Symbiotic, (it offers nothing to the Ferian Fox other than aesthetic appeal, and that’s subjective) but more parasitic. It’s not really a flower, but it looks like one so we’ll call it that.

It is, in fact, a very minuscule parasitic larva.

During spring, the parasite that produces the Flower on the back of the Flox releases a special pheromone that the Ferian Foxes find entirely attracting. They get close to whatever plant the parasite happens to be on and devour it, for it seems as though it would taste delicious.

Inside the Ferian Fox, gestation happens. The heat and acid breaks away the outer casing of the seed so that whenever it passes into the intestines, it can begin to branch out. It works it’s way through the body’s nervous system and into the brain-stem. There, the ‘flower’ plants roots, (really: fibrous nerve endings) into the brainstem. It begins benignly re-wiring the central nervous system of the Fox.

The changes are apparent within a few days as the entire genetic structure of the Fox is changed. Soon, the Fox has a flower coming off of it’s back, and it finds that it is no longer in control of it’s own body.

Luckily, this only lasts for a few weeks before the parasite dies. The Fox is returned to normal, completely unharmed, though perhaps a little wiser about eating good smelling flowers next time!

This is a continuation of last week’s story involving Gar and mason attacks.

I managed to track down the illusive DEP graphic artist hiding out in The Wylde.

Contrary to DEP’s assertions, he was Live Editing the place to help keep himself hidden from the crazed guardians out trying to hunt him down.

When I asked him why he was attacking the masons, he got this strange, quiet look around him.

“I wasn’t attacking them, I was defending myself.”

After a little more talking, I went to investigate his assertions myself. I found Cinder Bear caballing with Emerald Flame on Main Map 35, the secret DEP Staff Map.

Together, they were discussing her rise to Mason Leadership; just like all crazy crooks, though, they laid out their scheme for anyone to hear!

Emerald Flame: Yes, now that Gar is on the Run and Cironir is hunting him down, it is only a matter of time, Cinder, before you take over the Masons as your own.

Cinder Bear: Yes, my master. I have seen it.

Emerald Flame: Good. Good. Now, whenever you’re instated as the Mason Associate in Charge, I want you to begin moving the spice through the Naia Green sector. Remember, the Spice must Flow!

Cinder Bear: I will see to it, my master.

This reporter is still trying to discern who else is involved in the smuggling ring, and if it does, indeed, stretch back to the Cat himself, Felorin.

Only time will tell whether or not these heinous crimes will be brought forth into the light of the Prime’s magnificent justice!

Rumours of a whirlwind love affair between nearly obscure MMO Furcadia and wildly popular pop-star Second Life have been flooding around the internet for weeks.

Today, we’re able to confirm that they are, in fact, dating. We have the exclusive interview on how it all happened.

Second Life: Well, you see… we were both at this convention…

Furcadia: Hehehe

Second Life: And, well, you know. Being kinda outcasts amongst the other MMO’s like World of Warcraft and city of Heroes…

Furcadia: Yeah. They like to push us around because we’re different.

Second Life: Well, we just started talking, you know? One thing led to another, and the next thing I know I’ve got Furcadia all over my lap in the back seat of my car, biting my ear and making these weird yipping noises at me!

Furcadia: SECOND! GAWSH! Some things should be kept private!

Second Life: She gets fiesty sometimes. *wink*

Furcadia: Hrmph!

Well, there you have it folks. Second Life and Furcadia are indeed dating, though there’s no telling how serious it is just yet. I think we’ll just have to wait and see where things are going with these two young lovers!

If you type Alt+F4 you’ll get free Dragonscales!

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If you tickle Beekin, he’ll eat your soul!

Remember, Talzhemir washes her hands before every sacrifice!

DEP is really the People’s Ecuadorian Defense in disguise.

Furcadia is paid for by the US Millitary! They’re training you to become super-elite warriors!

Submarines are the next big Digo.

McDonalds is suing McDonalds on Furcadia for Trademark infringement and for operating without a franchise license!

Felorin has fleas! He’s a dirty cat.

DEP House is realy underwater in the city of Atlantis.

“The Drunkard” says he hates you! (If you don’t get this, for shame.)

We don’t sell Alts here.

I’m not the Fun Fact you’re looking for.

Amia’s a goober, so love her!