Emerald Flame has been revealed as an alien. She can be seen floating in her natural habitat to the right. Through exclusive under-cover investigation we’ve managed to discover that Emerald Flame’s home planet is called Aidacruf. It seems that she is part of the advanced reconnoitering squad sent here to discover our weaknesses. She intends to fly back to her home planet, where they will flock in at mass to destroy us and devour our souls to create their evil progeny.

When asked about this, Furcadia citizens seemed completely unphased. “I always knew there was something odd about her,” said Shinichi Kudo, one of her long-term fans. “I think this is all pretty neat.”

Others, such as Oamey, had this to say: “Heh! Did you notice that the name of her home planet spelled backwards is ‘Furcadia’?”

Yet still more of them had the baffling response of, “[Who’s Emerald Flame? What’re you doing here? You’re interrupting our roleplay! Get out!]” This reporter is still trying to figure out how they managed to make the brackets sound.

Here’s an artist’s representation of Emerald Flame’s home planet:

Lunar homes was busted today by Furcadia’s Best Investigators.

The raid, (depicted on the right) was conducted after Grand Marshal Cironir’s cronies, Kamose and Pwwka, signed a warrant giving the raiders free reign to go in and look for whatever they wanted.

The FBI team was notified that there was some nefarious activity going on in Lunar Homes some several months ago. In an attempt to determine what sort of illegal things were happening inside the Lunar Homes establishment, they snuck in several undercover Guardians to gather evidence for their warrant.

The FBI found 23 pounds of Plushie inside the Lunar Homes basement. Street value: $1.3 Million Gold Dragonscales.

Treeki had no comment, charges have yet to be filed.

Oh, my soul.

It bleeds.

Furcadia blood.

How I love to die.

Furcadie.

Blood.

Angst.

You don’t understand. ~Jasmin921 Darkness Soul714

New evidence suggests that Jujinka’s Spring Dream festival is a scam!

In-House DEP documents have been released to the Associated press earlier today. Inside these precious, never-before-seen documents are detailed plans to steal the creativity of Furcadia’s players.

Jujinka’s the Prime of Greenery and growing things and Love. However, she has a more sinister side! Deep insider her lies a hatred for Furcadia Citizens.

Long ago she lost the ability to talk learning how to shrink herself into a small creature the size of a bird. Ever since then, she has felt mocked by the Kitterwings who flitter around Furcadia with their agileness and their ability to speak!

Ever since they began to come out of hiding, according to these special DEP Documents, Jujinka has been planning to get back at the little beasts.

It seems that she has now found a way.

Whenever a dream gets submitted to this years festivals, Jujinka will be floating behind the scenes, sucking the life out of each one until the creator has none left to give. Then, tired, and broken, they will pass out into exhaustion, never to awaken again.

This is not all she plans to do, however. Using her special pollen, she plans to dart across Furcadia, sewing discord and disharmony through the land by turning fiery love into cold hatred.

DEP is working together with the Local Law Enforcement agencies to evacuate Furcadia as quickly as possible. If you’d like to volunteer to help get Furcadians away from Furcadia, please, go here.

Gar, (In the picture below) has been seen attacking Masons all across Furcadia.

These attacks have been happening with little-to-no advanced warning. He tends to pick unsuspecting Masons manning the channel alone. His favourite time to attack is after darkness falls in the Northern Hemisphere.

Nobody knows why he’s attacking random Furcadia citizens. One thing is clear, however: Fear is running rampant.

Cironir has dispatched a group of guardians to bring the bandit to justice, but they seem to have gotten lost in the jungles of The Wylde. Shayde En’Kiar was handy to speak on the subject of their efforts in The Wylde. “Well, Gar built this map, you see?” she said, waving a hand at the surrounding trees. “We all learned how to navigate the place before it was stretched out, so now we’re all sorts of confused!”

Rumours of him “Live Editing” the world to foil the guardians’ plot to find him seem to persist even amongst the most tight-lipped furres. The ever-changing appearance of The Wylde offers some credence to these rumours, although DEP steadfastly denies that any “Live editing” is taking place on any maps.