Skadowee has been running around for days and days telling anyone who will listen some pretty absurd things:

“I’m a DEP staff member!”

“Guys, guys, listen. I get free digos.”

“Guys, DEP asked me to move in with them!”

“I’m engaged to Gar!”

“Felorin’s the father of my baby!”

“I’m working on a new digo!”

If you hear this deranged lunatic talking around Furcadia, it is best to just ignore her, and call a doctor to get her some help. We’re all deeply upset by this turn of events. Get better soon, Skadowee.

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Price: Your Immortal Soul.

~Paid for by Emerald Flame. Contact her at FlamezBurnHot@Furcadia.com if interested.

That’s right, ladies and gents. The Social Security Patch released by Dragon’s Eye Productions, in an effort to get their candidate elected, is borked.

It seems that in their rush to get their latest update out the door, (that’d be the Felorin’s Overclocked X-Ray’s update)  they forgot to fix Social Security

When asked about it, Felorin had this to say:

“Look, a lot of people keep claiming they’re going to fix Social Security. None of them ever have. Why should we? I mean, who thought we would, anyway? We still haven’t fixed all the bugs in DS! Get realistic, people.”

Barrack Obama has already publicly ridiculed Felorin for his shady statement, saying it creates a racial divide… Somehow. He’s half-black, so I guess that explains it?

Furrabian Nights establishment Disenchant is looking for help. Qualified candidates would be easy on the eyes, and easy in bed. They’ll have no self-esteem, have no ambition, and be completely malleable.

If interested, please forward a vial of blood, (for testing purposes only!) to this address.

FurreFace owner NiteMyste is in jail right now.

The 60+ Furcadian Veteran has been informed that it is, in fact, illegal to steal someone else’s child.

“I just wanted something to love.” he said, mere moments before he would have sacrificed the youngling to the Dark Prime Telcodar.

The members of DEP are worried, and have issued orders to disban the FurreFace website.

FurreFace representative Kamose has staunchly defended the website’s right to exist, standing up against Emerald Flame and launching a mud-slinging campaign the likes of which hasn’t been seen in days on Furcadia. (Since the last Drama Bomb was dropped in Naia.)