Furcadia announced earlier today that they would be offering the Furcadia Music in free downloads for the popular game, “Rock Band”.

At the time of the announcement, everyone was stunned. “How does one sing a tweet?” one person asked, to which nobody could answer.

Emerald Flame says that with the content available for free download, (just like Furcadia itself,) more people around the world will recognize Furcadia as the only real roleplaying game available on the internet.

Felorin said that he’s looking forward to all the money he’ll soon be rolling in. “Who could play Furcadia for even a minute and not want to spend all their hard earned money on it?” he asked, stroking his whiskers.

Who indeed.

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Got some really angsty emo poetry you want others to read and never understand?

We totally don’t have any clue how you feel, but we’re going to try and give you a place to vent!

One time only, we’re accepting Poetry Submissions for the Emoetry Contest!

Prizes? They don’t exist!

However, if we like them, (which we won’t,) we might publish them! (That’s a lie!)

What do you have to lose?

(Your copyrights, because if you send them to us, we’ll pretend we’re the real authors and sell them all for millions!)

Submit your KRAPpy Emoetry right here, today!

That glorious, delirious, delicous Fellow named “The Masked Elf” realized that The Muskrat, (our ‘esteemed’ rivals) was a ship in need of rampant abandonment.

So instead of making a submission to their crazy 50th anniversary edition, he instead threw his weight behind the new, (and more awesome) website on the block.

I now present to you, The Masked Elf, in a startling rendition of “WhatTheHeckEverCadia”, for your listening pleasure. There may be a transcript later.

Click here to view the Audio-player!

Furcadia is sick.

She has been to the doctor’s office three times this month, though they can’t determine what is wrong with her.

It seems that, for reasons that are baffling the best medical minds in the world, that Furcadia is slowly losing all of it’s colors.

It started back in 1998 when a few pigments fell off of the overall coloring scheme. DEP covered this up by saying that they were limiting these colors for ‘special reasons’, though they never divulged why.

With the 24 bit update looming on the horizon, (Which is pretty far away!) this epidemic is threatening the very livelihood of Furcadia.

Felorin, head guru at Dragon’s Eye Productions, says there’s nothing to fear.

“Furcadia is not losing it’s colors!” he proclaimed loudly to the mass of furries worshiping at his feet. The Doctors who have been treating Furcadia, however, say that this is a callous lie meant to placate the frightened masses.

Furcadia requires all of your support, now, and the only way to give support is to read KRAP and tell everyone about it. Oh, and buy digos. The doctors think, (though they admit they’re being paid large sums of money by Felorin!) that if enough digos are purchased, maybe Furcadia will learn to retain it’s colors on its own.

Some theorize that this is just a sign of old age. Most noticeably, this group spawned at The Wisdom Tree in Meovanni Village, just north-east of Mycroft’s Bar.

Crucified, a proponent of this theory and Felorin’s most bitter rival has suggested that they take Furcadia out back and shoot her in the head, like a dying horse.

He was then accosted by ASCPA representatives and hasn’t been heard from sense.