From Washington DC:

Masons today across the country have thrown up their arms against the influx of new beekins.

Older, more seasoned Masons have been let go in recent months due to budget restrictions. This has caused the Mason class to dwindle to smaller and smaller numbers, as applications were closed. Now that applications have re-oppened, some of the old Masons have re-applied for their old jobs, and been summarily turned away.

Now the hiring frenzy is on in full bloom in Beekin-World, with almost any newcommer being allowed to join the prestigious ranks of beekindom with or without proper knowledge.

It is for this reason that the Masons have went on strike.

One person inside DEP has said that this is exactly what DEP wanted. The new Masons will take up the slack the old masons (who are now on strike) have left behind for pennies on the dollar, compared to what they were paying the old Masons.

Word has it that the Mason’s are contemplating their response to that news as they realize they may have been cleverly manipulated out of a job.

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