All Furre Radio is a satanic cult!

People from within the cult have been afraid to speak out against the depraved acts they’ve been forced to partake in on behalf of their slave-driven owners!

One of the high-ranking cult members, (DJ. Delectable) spoke with me about the horrors that take place inside the All Furre Radio dream. Her only condition was that she remain anonymous so that the cult leader wouldn’t try sacrificing her to the demonic lords of hell.

“Yeah, well, there’s really gruesome stuff going on in here. People are being turned into crazy foxes with flowers on their backs! And deformed into draconic visages! There’s even talk that some of this stuff could become permanent! I joined up so I could spread some enjoyment around, and now I’m the CEO of torture! And yes, I know I should be a vice president or something similar instead of a CEO, but the owner is crazy! He tried to sacrifice virgins, but after about two hundred failed attempts he realized there are no FurreVirgins available on Furcadia!”

At this point she broke down into tears and had to be wheeled away.

A warning to all: All Furre Radio wants your soul!

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